ShortWaveRockin » 2007 » October

October 2007



I went to see King Khan and the BBQ Show at Montana’s Party Place in Brooklyn last Friday. If you don’t know who they are, check them out. Their albums are great, but seeing them live is a completely different animal. I’ve been unable to get the show out of my head, for a number of reasons that I will get to. Overall, the show was fucking crazy. I’m not sure if I have ever been to a crazier show before. It was not what I expected at all from a two man band from Canada.

First off, the venue, Montana’s Party Place is a small transformed restaurant that looks like it should be hosting a middle school dance. The bands play on the ground by the entrance behind two large PA stacks.

After the two opening bands, the Vivian Girls and Golden Triangle (both of which rocked) King Khan and BBQ started setting up. They each had a tiny VOX amp sitting on a chair. BBQ, was setting up his unique drum/guitar/vocal set up. He plays a bass drum, tambourine and snare drum with his feet while he plays rhythm guitar and sings lead on most songs. King Khan is up front singing and shredding on guitar.

Before I get into what happened- let me quickly explain what the hell they play. They play rock music that is mixed with some soul/punk/rockabilly/r&b/and other styles I’m sure I can’t comprehend. For the most part, I would call them a garage rock band, but not one of those horrid throwback garage rock bands that leave a disgusting aftertaste in your mouth (i.e. strokes hives vines blah blah blah).

So they are setting up. Geez, I’ve written a damn novel already and they haven’t even played a song yet. King Khan is checking the levels. Then he takes his shirt off. He puts on a black sparkly shirt. Checks some more levels. Takes his pants off. He pulls down the black sparkly thing that is actually a dress. He plays guitar and sings along with the house music. Then he puts on his purple wig. He’s ready to go.

Behind him, BBQ is almost all set up, but he needs one more thing, his turban. Now they are ready. They start by playing a chuck berry riff instrumental to warm up. The sound quality is horrible, but it doesn’t really matter, they are tearing it apart. BBQ solos into the crowd on all sides as it crowds around him. The crowd is so crazy, one of the PA towers almost falls. There is some jerk trying to start a moshpit and he’s running into everyone, but it doesn’t really matter, because the music is kick ass.

Then- the music stops and things need to be fixed. I think the crowd broke something. In the silence, the asshole who was running into everyone starts screaming at the band. He’s only three or four people back. He says they are boring and the opening bands were better and they need to get a bass. Without hesitation, King Khan charges, guitar first, into the crowd and smashes the butt of his guitar into the kids face. The kid hits the ground, the guitar hits the ground, he runs outside and King Khan chases him.

So we wait for him to come back and he finally does. I hope he beat the shit out of the kid. Anyways, the rest of the show was great. Three or four times during the show, King Khan changed his lyrics to be about the asshole. He sang about smashing the kid’s face in with his guitar. He was obviously pissed about it, but the show went on.

It’s just about that time again when all the magazines and music sites make up their wonderful wonderful lists. Actually, it’s not. I thought that might save me for what I am about to do. Well, here it is. A list, in no particular order, (please- this is a democracy) the BEST ALBUM COVERS FEATURING NAKED CHICKS. Just when you thought you had just about enough of the bullshit music lists, fortunately, I sweep in and rescue you. I remind you what rock n’ roll is actually about: naked chicks.

I have included an mp3 from each of these albums as well. It’s a naked chicks on the album of this song mix.

For the sake of your eyes and ears, I have not included Yoko Ono. Besides, she is 1/2 man 1/2 beast.

Prince might count, but I couldn’t summon the courage to download it.

So, Without Further Blathering, The ALL TIME GREATEST BATCH OF ALBUM COVERS FEATURING NAKED CHICKS

The Dwarves- Blood Guts & Pussy
Detention Girl mp3


White Zombie- Supersexy Swingin’ Sounds
More Human Than Human (Meets Bambi in the King’s Harem Mix) mp3



Pixies- Surfer Rosa
Something Against You mp3


Roxy Music- Country Life
If It Takes All Night mp3


Blind Faith- Blind Faith
Presence of the Lord mp3


The Jimi Hendrix Experience – Electric Ladyland
Crosstown Traffic mp3

Hawkwind- Space Ritual
Orgone Accumulator mp3

Detroit Cobras- Mink Rat or Rabbit
Summer (The Slum) mp3