I hope you’re ready to spend tomorrow all day with us here at shortwave. You’re NOT!?!?! Well then fuck you , Pete. You killed a bird.
I'm in the furniture trade Got a new job today I'll stick the cretin On the number-three lathe Went down the town To a HM club Sign of the cross A couple well-dressed They looked at my coat They looked at my hair An Easy Rider coot Grabbed the edge of my coat Said: 'You're too smart for here' I said: 'I'll see the manager' He was the manager Eat y'self fitter Up the stairs mister Eat y'self fitter Analytics have got My type worked out Analytics on me The poison render I grope about And when I go out My mind splits My eyes doth hurt The musical chairs Have been swallowed up By a cuddly group Who land and rub off Hoping that Whatever it is Will land and drop off I met a hero of mine I shook his hand Trapped in the door Felt a fool, I tell ya Charmed to meet ya Eat y'self fitter Up the stairs mister Eat y'self fitter Became a recluse And bought a computer Set it up in the home Elusive big one On the screen Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear On the screen Where's the cursor? Where's the eraser? Where's the cursor? Where's the eraser? G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O H-O-I-O-G-O-H-O What's a computer? Eat y'self fitter What's a computer? Eat y'self fitter The Kavanagh scene South of France Plush velvet Aback! Aback! Aback! Aback! Levis Fridays Greek holidays Barratt heritance Victim! Don't wanna be a victim! Pick the fleas mister Eat y'self fitter Eat y'self fitter? Eat y'self fitter Who tells you what To tape on your vid. shit How do you know the progs you miss Are worse than those you single out? And what'll you do when the rental's up? And your bottom rack is full of vids Of programs you will ne'er look at The way they act is, oh, sheer delight Cardboard copyright Make it right Panic in Sudan Panic in Wardour Panic in Granadaland Panic all over By the wretched times, Jesus Of my delight One starry night The powers that be will have to meet And have no choice but to... Eat each other Eat y'self fitter Eat each other? Eat y'self fitter (Eat y'self fitter) Properly and with good grace The secret straight-back ogre entered His brain a flame With all the dreams It had conjured It had conjured a victim Don't wanna be a victim The centimeter square Eat y'self fitter Said it purged fear Eat y'self fitter (Eat y'self fitter)