USHER

Hahahaha thats the worst Tigs. Fuck Chuckie Cheese, those toys are never worth the number of skee ball tickets!! I hit the 100 hole 14 times! What the fuck is this hand clapper thing? And this harmonica doesn’t work!

OK here’s mine:

You know you’ve bought way too many tickets to Usher shows and other shows like Usher that made you say OMG when you get an e-mail from Ticketmaster with the subject:

See Usher on tour with offers that’ll make you say OMG

HOW DID YOU KNOW TICKETMASTER????!

WEll, I guess you just know my taste in shows. Like I always say, always, the best shows are when I walk out of MSG, stand on the corner and say, OMG.