Whore 2

Since Tigs got back into this thing, I’ve gotten back into it. I’ve been looking back at my original sketches for the SWR IN THE PHYSICAL and I started it up again, only now I decided it’s too much work to do it IN THE PHYSICA, so I’m just gonna get a lot of use out of the scanner I stole from my girlfriend. ¬†ALSO, the fact that there’s a SWR T-SHIRT really got me pumped to do this. SO. I had an idea to do fake ads for the zine. Here they are.

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Also, doesn’t it suck when you don’t know what Neil Young you’re gonna get. I mean, I like live Neil Young, but when I listen to “Sugar Mountain,” and those colored fucking balloons, I want to smash a wine bottle over my head. A full wine bottle of cheapo Trader Joe’s wine, which may be cheap, but is none the less as HARD AS A REGULAR BOTTLE OF WINE. But then, I put on “Cortez the Killer,” and I feel at peace. I uncork that wine and drink it from the bottle and grit my teeth and shake my head as if my mind’s mouth is playing that incredible guitar solo.

More to come.

ADAM

One thought on “Whore 2

  1. Very much agreed Adam. ‘Cortez’ is beyond classic (and I’m never opposed to a little ‘Pocahontas’ either) but not a big fan of ‘Sugar’. I don’t think Neil was either. I think I have a show were he’s playing ‘Sugar’ and then right before the last verse starts talking about how terrible the next verse is and how the song is too long and such.
    Also, the ads are awesome, I would buy that HLBBD based on that ad alone.

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